Clarence Cooter is the Mayor of Cooter County and serves as the executive officer. As the city's chief administrator and official representative, he is responsible for the general management of the city and for seeing that all laws and ordinances are enforced. Administrative duties include the appointments, with council approval, of department heads and persons serving on advisory boards. He prides himself on being the highest-ranking officer and having the ultimate “Mayorality.” Cooter County got it’s name when Clarence Cooter sold his successful automobile shop in nearby Kentucky and moved to Cooter County (formally Beaver County) 25 years ago to start the county’s sole source of industry “Cooter’s Cricket Co.” As a result of his success and the success of the town, the county was named after him and a monument was erected in his honor, a statue of him in the town square. The statue is said to be lucky. Legend has it that a local townsperson rubbed the butt of Cooter prior to buying a lottery ticket at the 1776 gas station and won $64.5 million. Since this event, people all over the country travel to rub the statue for luck and the town had to open the Cooter Holiday Inn to accommodate travelers.

Mahmood Greenwood is the Chief Administrative Officer of the county highway department. He supervises and controls the machinery, equipment, tools and supplies of the department and must complete an annual inventory. He also owns the Seventeen 76 Gas Station (The 1776) where he can take care of any of your automobile needs. Mahmood is originally from the Middle East. Back during the first Gulf War, he caught a USO Tour performance featuring Lee Greenwood. He met Lee and it changed his life. He was inspired to become an American. He moved to the US, changed his last name to Greenwood and is the proudest American you have ever met. All the items in his store are $17.76. A very affordable place to fill up your tank in these trying times.

Dale Doe
Councilman and Chairman Dale Doe is the second in command to the Mayor and has been working as a lawyer in Cooter County for over 30 years. He is a dedicated citizen and started the foundation “Cooters for a Cure.”

Don E. Goode
The Cooter County Department of Corrections is a County funded and operated criminal justice agency, part of the executive branch of county government. The Department services all municipal and state law enforcement authorities via the Cooter County Court of Common Pleas (where people tend to bitch about nuthin) and 2 local Magisterial District Justice Centers. The Department is the single largest criminal justice agency within Cooter County, employing over 12 people. It is also the only criminal justice agency. Don E. Goode is a lifetime Cooter County Resident, a former Cooter County Crickets Quarterback and Homecoming King. He still won’t take your crap. He is the law. He is the father of Justice Goode-- private detective and Bounty Hunter for Cooter County, and Upton O. Goode—who is currently in the first year of his two year prison sentence for disturbing with his piece.

Elron Dilly
Elron Dilly is the Assessor of Real Assets determining the value of all property in the county, whether real, personal or mixed, including mineral rights, leaseholds and your seat at the bar. Elron is a practicing scientologist and the proud co-owner of “Dilly and Dally’s Interior Designs & Home Desecrations.” Present to keep your property pretty! He is also son of Helen Pickle Dilly, licensed cosmetologist and former Cooter County High Homecoming Queen, and movie star John Travolta. Dilly is most well known for his elaborate decorations at the annual Cooter County Parade.

Cooter County Sanitation Building Ext. 9009

Mack Hackett Jr has been the Deputy Fire Marshall of Cooter County for 22 years and is a weekly contributor to the Cooter Examiner with his column on safety titled, "Safety is a Privledge". Mack Jr. comes from a longline of fire protection officials and is the future fire marshall of Cooter County once the current marshall, Mack's father (Mack Sr.) passes on the reigns. Mack Sr. has held the post of Fire Marshall for 45 years, and despite being in his 80s and well past retirement can’t seem to find the courage to pass along the keys to the county's safety to his accident-prone son. Despite Mack Jr.'s dedication and high level of seriousness towards his position, much of the county refers to him as "Can't Hack-It" Hackett, based on his long resume of poor decisions and goofball shananigans. Many feel Mack Jr. will never take over his father's position, and even in the event Mack Sr. passes while still in office, most residents will continue to recognize him as acting Fire Marshall of Cooter County.